RESISTÈNCIA FRIKI CATALANA

Alex · jewdozer Registrat: 07 Mai 2009 Missatges: 30

Hello Catalans.

I am Alex, the UBERGAYBAR Paintfuhrer who comes to your internets with secret Hitlerian paint methods to improve your sex life.

xaroussek and monyarda wandered onto our forum at http://www.lolokaust.com/ and we are glad because somewhere on this fine forum is a thread that has shown up in the statistics of our High Kommand center of traffic statistics.

We have connections with many websites and we like what we see here. We are aware of what your forum is about and fully recognize the independance of the Catalan people.

Who is the big cheese here? Who has the big balls, the throne where others come to worship?

HEIL THIS FINE FORUM.

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Alex · jewdozer Registrat: 07 Mai 2009 Missatges: 30

Odd xaroussek said he was the big cock on here. He told me to watch out for you, said you tried to touch him between his legs once whilst he slept. Is this true?

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Alex · jewdozer Registrat: 07 Mai 2009 Missatges: 30

I'd do that if I could read the menus. Admin CHANGE MY OPTIONS TO ENGLISH!

siMF · Publicat: Dj Mai 07, 2009 7:09 pm Assumpte:

In any case, I can assure you that I'm not the big cheese that you're trying to find, even I probably have had the swine flu, which converts me in a very fuckeable user.

Very Happy

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ESPANYA CACA.

Filiprim · Publicat: Dj Mai 07, 2009 7:10 pm Assumpte:

Wilkommen!

Bitte comrades, as our new slave hasn't learnt catalan yet, any of you can switch his language interface to yiddish? He'd appreciate that.

CargolerPsicodèlic · Publicat: Dj Mai 07, 2009 8:18 pm Assumpte:

Alex · jewdozer Registrat: 07 Mai 2009 Missatges: 30

Thank fuck for that.

Xaroussek · Publicat: Dj Mai 07, 2009 10:55 pm Assumpte:

Petaner Ari · Publicat: Dj Mai 07, 2009 10:58 pm Assumpte:

An image is better than one hundred words.

An spaniard with his gift.
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siMF · Publicat: Dj Mai 07, 2009 11:02 pm Assumpte:

He still keeps it carefully into his leg, really grateful man. Monyarda ploranera

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ESPANYA CACA.

Alex · jewdozer Registrat: 07 Mai 2009 Missatges: 30

Ok bedtime story time. I usually do these on MSN with the guys on LOLOKAUST. I type these off the top of my head so I've no idea what will come out.

3 years ago I decided I wasn't going to have anything to do with my mother again. My father is dead and I am the only thing she has so I wanted to see how much misery I could inflict on her.

Last week my phone went and it was my mother, who I had actually forgotten about. She said that lifes too short to hold grudges and that she is heading towards her later years which means we could both regret not settling any differences we might have. Fact is I didn't have an issue with her, I just thought she was a wretch and needed to be put down.

I decided to agree to see her, I went around for a meal.

As I entered the house she was clearly on edge. She took my coat and asked me if I would like a drink, I declined. She sat down and thanked me for coming and told me how much she had missed me, then she became tearful. I told her that if she was going to start blubbing, I would leave and never see her again, I had better things to do than see an old hag cry. She got up to go to the kitchen to compose herself, this is when I made my move.

I slowly and quietly hid behind the door and then waited for her to return. She walked back into the living room and called my name. "ALEX? ALEX? Are you there?" she called. "RIGHT BEHIND YOU CUNT" I replied. She turned around and screamed. I had taken all my clothes off and stood there pulling my foreskin back on my penis. "I've got a gift for you, you dirty fucking slut."I said. She slowly started to back away but I ran at her.

I punched her in the face 5 times until her nose exploded, then took a kitchen knife and stabbed her in the left tit, she was crippled. I cut up the front of her dress and ripped her clothes off. One of her tits was perfect, the other was cut quite bad. I remembered one of the Batman characters had a side that was disfigured and a side that was normal so I got to work on her to recreate this effect.

I dragged her into the kitchen by her hair as she screamed and begged me to stop. I turned on the electric hob and pressed her face against the scolding hot cooking rings which caused her face to sizzle like bacon, I could smell her burning skin. By now my erection was at 100%, I was ready to fuck this two faced cunt in her ass.

I dragged her into the very bedroom where I was concieved and threw her on the bed. I flipped her over and without any lube I pushed my cock right up inside her shit tunnel. She screamed at first but then just wept as I pumped away. I just kept saying the same thing over and over, "Feel me bitch? Feel my cock inside you mother? Feel me? Feel me? Feel me?" After ten minutes I felt the semen rushing from my balls so I took my cock out of her ass and threw it up her snatch as quick as I could so as not to waste any of my seed. The pressure of my ejaculation nearly blew the end of my pisser off but it was strong enough to deliver the package safely.

I pulled out my dick, threw $20 at her and said "Go treat yourself to a facial, pamper yourself, you earned it." I left the house.

About a year later I saw my mother out shopping, she was pushing a pram, I ran them both over.

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Hail to all the new comrades from Lolokaust! Wink

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